You Know You’ve Been out of College a Long Time When
- Your potted plants stay alive.
- 6 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
- You hear your favourite song on the elevator at work.
- You carry an umbrella.
- You watch the Weather Channel.
- You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
- Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”
- You’re the one calling the police because those darn kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.
- You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
- Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
- You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s.
- Sleeping on the couch is a no-no.
- You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
- MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.
- You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
- Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, Diet Pepsi, and Ho-Ho’s.
- Over 90 percent of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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