You Know You Have a Bad Mall Santa When…
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One of the best mall Santa I have ever seen works at the Bonnie Doon Shopping Centre just down the street from where we live. People come from all over the city and beyond, to get their picture taken with this Santa.
Not all malls are that fortunate. Here’s how you know you have a bad mall Santa:
- Instead of saying, “Ho-Ho-Ho,” he exclaims “Oy vey!”
- You recognize him as a former NHL star doing community service hours.
- He asks the mothers to sit in his lap.
- He avoids the food court unless his lawyer is present.
- He refers to the wishing fountain as his “tip jar.”
- He won’t talk to the kids without a disclaimer.
- He asks the kids to leave him milk and ATM cards.
- He becomes the new spokesperson for a cigarette lobby group.
- Before the kids sit on his lap he orders the elves to frisk them.
- His picture is on the wall in the post office.
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