Taken From Classified Ads
Posted in Friday Funny
Some of these seem to contrived to be accidental; I presume some are written to be clever; and some could easily be typos and other mistakes. The list has been around forever and I still get a kick out of it.
- Free Yorkshire Terrier 8 years-old. Hateful little dog.
- Free Puppies: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel 1/2 Sneaky Neighbour’s Dog
- Free Puppies: Part German Shepherd Part Stupid Dog
- German Shepherd – 85lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free!
- Amana Washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
- Snow blower for sale. Only used on snowy days.
- 2 Wire mesh butchering gloves: 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair $15.
- Tickle Me Elmo, Still in Box, Comes with its own 1988 Mustang, 5L, Auto Excellent Condition, $6,800.
- 83 Toyota Hunchback — $2,000
- Star Wars Job of the Hut — $15
- Full-Sized Mattress 20 Year Warranty Like New! Slight urine smell.
- FREE 1 Can of Pork & Beans With Purchase of 3 BR / 2 BTH Home
- Nordic Track $300 Hardly used. Call Chubbie.
- Bill’s Septic Cleaning “We Haul American Made Products”
- Shakespeare’s Pizza – Free Chopsticks
- HUMMELS – Largest Selection Ever! “If it’s in stock, we have it!”
- Harrisburg Postal Employees Gun Club
- Georgia Peaches California Grown – $.89/lb.
- Nice Parachute Never Opened – Used Once Slightly Stained
- American Flag 60 Stars – Pole Included – $100
- Tired of Working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting Pay: $7-9 per hour.
- Exercise Equipment Queen Size Mattress & Box Springs – $175
- Our Sofa Seats the Whole Mob! And it’s made of 100% Italian Leather.
- Open House! Body Shapers Toning Salon Free Coffee & Donuts
- Kellogg’s Pot Tarts – $1.99/box.
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