Married Names
- If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.
- If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she’d be Dolly Dali.
- If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she’d be Bo Ho.
- If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she’d be Ella Vader.
- If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she’d be Oprah Chopra.
- If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, he’d be Cat Doggy Dogg.
- If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she’d be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.
- If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she’d become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
- If Bea Arthur married Sting, she’d be Bea Sting.
- If Tuesday Weld married Hal March III, she’d be Tuesday March 3.
- If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry Mathers, she’d be Liv Ito Beaver.
- If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he’d be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.
- How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he’d be Boog Alou.
- If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then divorced him to marry Kenny G., he’d be G. Ghali G.
- Nog (Related to Quark on “Star Trek: Deep Space Nine”) has no other name, so he uses it twice when getting a marriage license. If he married Howard Hughes, and then Pamela Dare, he’d be Nog Nog Hughes Dare.
- If Jack Handy (SNL writer) married Andy Capp, then married Jack Paar, then moved on to Stephen King, he’d be Jack Handy Capp Paar King.
- If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he’d be Woody Wood Peck Hur.
- If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.
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