Ian's Messy Desk

Give Peas a Chance

What would I do to bring peas to the Middle East?

Well, I would, like, totally get the whole world eating peas, not just the Middle East, because peas are good for you. I think that lots of countries already, like, eat peas. We eat fresh boiled peas with butter and sometimes baby peas in Chinese food. England people eat something called mushy peas. It sounds, like, totally gross, but, I guess it’s okay for them. In Canada they have pea soup for all the French people.

Lots of people already eat peas, so all we need to do is get the rest of the world to try peas. We could get other people to, like, live on a pea farm, so they could see how totally cool peas are. Maybe a rock star like Bono could sing Give Peas a Chance, and then people could…

What? …p-e-a-c-e?

Really?

Peace?

Whatever!

First of all, I’d get all the leaders together in a big room, beause communication is most important and all you need is love.

Thank you.

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That was just way to funny!

Brilliant!!

You need to bring this campaign to Malaysia. Peas hardly feature in the Malaysian diet :P

outrageous!! thanks!!

This is great. You've really been keeping the strain of humor going throughout this entire experience! :)

You made my Top 5 again!

you made my top 5!