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15 signs that your church has sold out to corporate sponsors


On this day of conspicuous consumption, here are 15 signs that your church has sold out to corporate sponsors.



  1. Nike "swoosh" on the cross

  2. Communion now sponsored by Welch's Grape Juice

  3. In Christmas play, Joseph seen with a pack of Marlboros

  4. Statue of Mary seen holding keys to a Jeep

  5. The 12 disciples replaced by Disney characters

  6. Greeters all dressed like Mr. Goodwrench

  7. Scripture verses brought to you by Microsoft

  8. The holy water font has Perrier

  9. Offering envelopes say, "Weekly expenses, $6,200, projection unit for Sunday School, $1,400, Basketball hoop for the gym, $250, regular tithing, priceless.

  10. Handicap parking sponsored by the Family Medical Group, LLC

  11. Bulletin has coupon section

  12. Wednesday night suppers sponsored by KFC

  13. Church bell chimes to the tune of the NBC chimes

  14. Choir robes with the Lands' End logo on the front

  15. Church flag football team sponsored by the NFL
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