Friday, February 21, 2003

Canada has finally committed to the war in the Middle East. The Canadian Government has decided to assist the USA in the war against terrorism.

They have agreed to send:

  • 2 of their largest battleships
  • 6,000 ground troops
  • 6 fighter jets

AT THE CURRENT EXCHANGE RATE, the USA will receive:

  • 1 canoe,
  • 2 mounties and
  • 12 flying squirrels

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Bible in a Year
A day to reflect or catch up on missed readings.
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Saint Francis de Sales. "Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose courage in considering you own imperfections but instantly set about remedying them - every day begin the task anew." [Motivational Quotes of the Day]
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