Ian's Messy Desk
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries. -A.A. Milne
Friday, November 22, 2002A Few Euphemisms for Stupid
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- A few clowns short of a circus
- A few fries short of a Happy Meal
- A few cans short of a six-pack
- A few peas short of a casserole
- Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box
- The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead
- A few feathers short of a whole duck
- The cheese slid off the cracker
- Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
- An intellect rivalled only by garden tools
- Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
- Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
- Her sewing machine's out of thread
- His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
- His belt doesn't go through all the loops
- Missing a few buttons on his remote control
- No grain in the silo
- Receiver is off the hook
- Skylight leaks a little
- Too much yardage between the goal posts
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Quote
Samuel Johnson "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself alone. A man should keep his friendships in constant repair." [Motivational Quotes of the Day]
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Samuel Johnson "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself alone. A man should keep his friendships in constant repair." [Motivational Quotes of the Day]
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WOTD
hale: Dictionary.com Word of the Day. hale [Dictionary.com Word of the Day]
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hale: Dictionary.com Word of the Day. hale [Dictionary.com Word of the Day]
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