Friday, September 13, 2002
Fun things to do in an elevator
  1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
  2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
  3. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
  4. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
  5. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator
  6. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
  7. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
  8. Meow occassionally.
  9. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
  10. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
  11. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
  12. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
  13. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
  14. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
  15. Start a sing-along.
  16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
  17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
  18. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
  19. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
  20. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

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