13 Annoying Things to Do at Wal-Mart

Posted by Ian McKenzie

Written on February 1, 2008

If you’ve run through the 22 Annoying Things to do in an Elevator, from a couple of weeks ago and are looking for new ways to entertain yourself, try these activities at Wal-Mart.

Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
Walk up to an employee and tell them in an official tone, ‘Code 3 in housewares,’ … and see what happens
Go to the Customer Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay-away.
Move a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?
Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’.
Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!’
When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream ‘NO! It’s those voices again.’
Go into a fitting room and yell real loud ‘We’re out of toilet paper in here!’

What would you add to this list?

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Comments

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Jason Rakowski

Comment by Jason Rakowski on February 1, 2008 @ 10:05 am

Your Friday morning humor stuff always cracks me up! Thanks!!

Comment by Chrissy - The Executive Assistant's Toolbox on February 1, 2008 @ 10:44 am

Very Very Very funny. Can’t wait to go to Wally World now.

Comment by Brad Hailey on February 4, 2008 @ 8:36 pm

Posting someone else’s humour as your own is very, very lame. Credit your source.

Comment by JD on February 7, 2008 @ 3:46 pm

Haha. You should put on here
Put boxes of condoms into peoples carts (mostly old men).

lol. me and my cousins do that all the time.

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Comment by dialogdeti on April 3, 2009 @ 6:31 am

We about to go to wal-mart thanx 4 the ideas…two crazy teenage girls with sum ideas goin to wal-mart….we bout to get in sum serious trouble but it’s gona be totaly worth it!!!

Comment by Blair and Willow on November 13, 2009 @ 12:10 pm

act if you have never seen a atmatic door and say “MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Comment by thghtj on December 11, 2009 @ 5:53 pm

You should add this one, i am actually doing it too:

Dress up like a tweaker and attempt to buy 25-30 boxes of Sudafed or other very strong cold medicine, a metal spoon, and a lighter.

Comment by xero on February 8, 2010 @ 10:09 pm