Top 10 Reasons There Was No Room at the Inn

Posted by Ian McKenzie
December 22, 2006
  1. Rome’s “Stay Free” promotion a bit too successful
  2. Inn-keeper’s wife said he couldn’t accept wood carvings as payment anymore
  3. Too busy getting new “Motel One” franchise going
  4. Last pregnant lady riding a donkey took all their towels
  5. Filled up for the “Caesar Impersonators’” convention
  6. Didn’t accept the Judean Express Card
  7. Last room left was by the ice machine
  8. Nazareth Shriners tore up the place the night before
  9. Old Testament Gideons had not been by to re-stock the rooms
  10. No last names, no service

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