Top Ten Things to Say When You Receive a Gift You Don’t Like

Posted by Ian McKenzie
Written on December 15, 2006
  1. Hey! Now there’s a gift!
  2. Well, well, well…
  3. Boy, if I had not recently shot-up 4 sizes, this would’ve fit.
  4. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.
  5. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.
  6. If the dog buries this, I’ll be furious!
  7. I love it - but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
  8. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.
  9. It’s too bad I received this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
  10. I really don’t deserve this.

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