The Top 10 Fractured Christmas Carol Lyrics

A Friday Funny

I would have thought “While Shepherds Washed Their Socks By Night” would have made the list.

  1. Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly
  2. We three kings of porridge and tar
  3. On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me
  4. Later on we’ll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
  5. Noel. Noel, Barney’s the king of Israel.
  6. With the jelly toast proclaim
  7. Sleep in heavenly peas
  8. In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is sparse and brown
  9. Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay
  10. Good tidings we bring to you and your kid

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Update: Any others that should be on this list? Add in the comments below. Joel got us started.

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    The guy at my local music store told me that someone came in yesterday and asked for the sheet music for “Angels we have heard were high”.

    He told them not to talk like that in his store.

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