Top Ten Signs You’ve Eaten Too Much

Posted by Ian McKenzie
Written on November 24, 2006

A post-US-Thanksgiving-Letterman-Oldie:

10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you.

9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall.

8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth’s axis.

7. Right this minute you’re laughing up pie on the carpet.

6. You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid-July.

5. World’s fattest man sends you a telegram, warning you to “back off!”

4. CBS tells you to lose weight or else.

3. Getting off your couch requires help from the fire department.

2. Every escalator you step on immediately grinds to a halt.

1. You’re sweatin’ gravy.

[tags]humour, fun, jokes, top ten, David Letterman, Thanksgiving[/tags]

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    Comments

    “sweatin’ gravy”…hehehe

    Comment by Deb on November 26, 2006 @ 10:39 am

    I passed the list around the office and everyone seemed to get a kick out of “sweatin’ gravy”. ;)

    Comment by Ian McKenzie on November 26, 2006 @ 10:50 am

    Laughing up pie on the carpet was the best.

    Sweatin’ gravy too…ahahaha.

    Comment by What A Tit on November 26, 2007 @ 5:33 am

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