Top ten reasons for using drums in a worship service
- The Board thought that using drums in the worship service would defuse the guitar controversy!
- As the preacher, you feel like you’ve been doing a “High Wire Balancing Act” so a drum roll is in order!
- You’ve found several spontaneous drum rolls during the service keeps the congregation focused.
- Your congregation has moved to multiple services and a long drum solo after the first service effectively clears the building for the next service.
- The treasurer figured that a timpani works well for telethons, so why not for the Building Fund Update?
- Marching to Zion is your favorite hymn.
- You’ve found that using marching rhythms during the offering keeps the ushers moving.
- The preachers’ jokes during his sermon, would benefit tremendously from the traditional “PA-dumP-Bump,” or “rimshot.”
- You always thought that “Wipeout” would be an appropriate instrumental during communion.
- The Worship committee has narrowed the decision to purchase a new instrument to either drums, or an accordion—’nuff said!
[from Grant’s Heavenly Top Ten]
[tags]jokes, fun, homour, worships, drums[/tags]
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