10 Things you Don’t Want to Hear from Your Real Estate Agent
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- “I think unexplained crop circles add a unique flair to any home’s garden.”
- “Actually, it’s only the rear portion of the yard that overlaps the ancient Indian burial ground.”
- “I understand that the judge has ordered the Hell’s Angels not to come within 50 feet of the house.”
- “One bleeding sink doesn’t necessarily mean it’s haunted.”
- “Your neighbour has assured me that, technically, they’re not ‘killer’ bees.”
- “Even if there was a full-scale mud slide, it’s unlikely that it would reach as far back as your property.”
- “It’s quite common for roaches to grow that big even when not in the presence of radioactivity.”
- “Did you know that the band Grave Robber holds their practise sessions right next door?”
- “It’s true that they died in the house, but the prosecutor was never actually able to prove it was murder.”
- “You can barely hear the sheet metal factory at night.”
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