10 Signs the Car You Bought is a Lemon

Posted by Ian McKenzie
Written on August 1, 2008

A Friday Funny

  1. As you leave the car lot, you see the dealer rush out and high-five the salesman.
  2. The cell phone they threw in for free is a direct line to Frank’s Towing.
  3. The booster cables are permanently attached to the battery.
  4. The hood is equipped with a electric push-button for easy opening.
  5. The dealership logo on the back of the car has been removed.
  6. You get a “Good Luck” card from the previous owner.
  7. As you drive up to the station for gas, the mechanic opens the service bay and waves you in.
  8. When you leave for work the next morning, you notice a tow truck parked a block from your driveway. As you go by, it falls in behind you.
  9. The “Service Engine” light in the dashboard comes on and reads “Me Again.”
  10. When your child asks, “what happens to cars that are too old to drive?” You wife answers, “someone sells them to your father.”

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