10 New Year’s Resolutions You Are Guaranteed to Keep
If you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Or, if you prefer, you can subscribe to my blog posts by e-mail. Thanks for visiting!
Posted in Friday Funny
If you find it difficult keeping the resolutions you make at the start of the year, perhaps you’re taking the wrong approach. I think you will find the following 10 resolutions virtually impossible to break.
This year, I resolve to…
- Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
- Stop exercising.
- Read less.
- Watch more TV.
- Procrastinate more.
- Stop bringing lunch from home and eat out more.
- Get further in debt.
- Break at least one traffic law.
- Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
- Focus on the faults of others.
Related Posts:
Did you enjoy this post? Why not leave a comment below and continue the conversation, or subscribe to my feed and get articles like this delivered automatically to your feed reader.
Comments
Well, that’s certainly a new way of looking at these resolutions. But I think I’ll stick to the old ways. I don’t think reverse resolutions suit me very well. Still, it’s a pretty innovative idea. I might suggest it to a couple of friends. In the spirit of this post, however, I think I’ll make one resolution in reverse. How about, I plan to have french fries every day for the year 2008?
My goal to procrastinate more consistently is right on track! I’m posting about New Years on January 18th.
Personally, I’m planning to do more complaining and whining. Wish me luck!