Top Ten Things Overheard on Noah’s Ark

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10. “Did anyone think about bringing a couple of umbrellas?”

9. “Hey, there are more than two flies in here!”

8. “Wasn’t someone supposed to put two shovels on board?”

7. “OK, who’s the wise-guy who brought the mosquitoes on board?”

6. “Help! I need some Pepto for the elephants, QUICK!”

5. “Don’t Make Me Pull This Ark Over And Come Back There!”

4. “No Ham, you cannot eat the Pig!”

3. “And whatever you do, DO NOT pull this plug out.”

2. “Nice Doggie!”

The number one thing overheard on Noah’s Ark…

1. “Are We There Yet?”

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