Blog Creationism

Posted by Ian McKenzie

Written on September 12, 2008

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In the beginning Ian created his blog and the blog was void and without form.
And blogging seemeth good for the content of his daily e-mail Note of the Day; the organization and tracking thereof.
On the second day, the creator of names didst look upon Ian’s work space and judge it to be a messy desk and thus the name was given and it was good.
On the third day Ian didst spread his hands across the page and with CSS the content was separated from the menu bar.
On the fourth day Ian created posts to live upon the content. In myriad forms and oft with reflection of the blog title did he post; both productivity and personal development; motivations and links; humour, both low and high did he post. And the readers did look upon the posts and comment, “it is good.”
On the fifth day Ian didst create a blogroll; both male and female were added to the roll and Ian said, “be fruitful and supply content that can be attributed upon the messy desk.” The trackbacks cometh and they were good.
On the sixth day Ian did open the wells of syndication and content was delivered unto the reader’s computer. And Ian didst look upon the system and it was very good.
On the seventh day Ian did rest, yet in vain. Yea verily, evil had entered the community and set itself upon the comment page. All manner of medication to improve erectile function, pictures without clothing and games of chance didst inflict themselves upon the blog.
In his wrath, Ian did raise his hand to destroy the total blog and consign the evil comments to a perdition of no links. And lo, a plugin did arise to bestow mercy upon the blog; to vanquish the spam and save the posts. And once again, all was good.

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