Signs You’ve Chosen a “No Frills” Airline
- You can’t board the plane unless you have the exact change.
- Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.
- The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.
- When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.
- The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.
- You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, “Just once.”
- No movie. Don’t need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.
- You see a man with a gun, but he’s demanding to be let off the plane.
- The planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.
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