A Good Pun is its Own Reword
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1. A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
2. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
3. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
4. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
5. Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.
6. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
7. Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
8. When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
9. What’s the definition of a will? (Come on, It’s a dead giveaway!)
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. A backward poet writes inverse.
12. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
13. If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
14. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
15. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
16. You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
17. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
18. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
19. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
20. Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
21. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
22. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
23. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
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