Things to say if you’re caught sleeping at your desk
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- They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
- This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me on.
- Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper. You probably got here just in time!
- I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
- I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
- I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress.
- Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
- The coffee machine is broken…
- Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot…
- …Amen.
This is one of those jokes that has been around the block a few times. Surprisingly, there are still folk out there that have never seen it.
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