Fun Things to do During Boring Sermons
Posted in Friday Funny
- Pass a note to the organist asking whether he/she plays requests.
- See if a yawn really is contagious.
- Slap your neighbour. See if they turn the other cheek. If not, raise your hand and tell the preacher.
- Devise ways of climbing into the balcony without using the stairs.
- Listen for your preacher to use a word beginning with ‘A’ then ‘B and so on through the alphabet.
- Sit in the back row and roll a handful of marbles under the pews ahead of you. After the service, credit yourself with 10 points for every marble that made it to the front.
- Using church bulletins or visitor cards for raw materials, design, test and modify a collection of paper airplanes.
- Start from the back of the church and try to crawl all the way to the front, under the pews, without being noticed.
- Raise your hand and ask for permission to go to the rest room.
- Whip out a hankie and blow your nose. Vary the pressure exerted on your nostrils and trumpet out a rendition of your favourite hymn.
- Chew gum; if the sermon goes on for more than 15 minutes, start blowing bubbles.
- Try to indicate to the minister that his fly is undone.
- By unobtrusively drawing your arms up into your sleeves, turn your shirt around backwards.
- While people are locating the announced congregational song, step out in the aisle and begin waving your arms as if directing the hymn.
- Sit close to the front, and during the prayer, turn around backwards, point, and count softly how many people do not have their heads bowed and eyes closed.
- See how many hard candies you can stuff in your cheeks before your mother catches you.
- Begin coughing and get louder and louder until you get to excuse yourself and leave the room.
- Choose a different song than was announced and begin singing it as loud as you can.
Here’s a case of “what goes around, comes around.” This has been floating around the ‘Net for years. It’s originally from a book that Youth Specialties published eons ago (actually 1984). It was titled “101 Things to Do During a Dull Sermon” (a Wittenburg Door book) by Tim Sims and Dan Pegoda - a very fun book with great illustrations by Dan. So, enjoy this collection from the book (although I imagine some have been added or changed during its extensive run through the ‘Net).
Related Posts:
Did you enjoy this post? Why not leave a comment below and continue the conversation, or subscribe to my feed and get articles like this delivered automatically to your feed reader.
Comments
Trackbacks
- Hit Me, Baby « Coffeehousemom’s Weblog
- Dervish » Blog Archive » Procrastination blogging
- Dervish » Blog Archive » Procrastination blogging
Oh, this list is always funny no matter how many times I see it. I love your Friday Funny stuff.