10 Annoying Things to Do at Work
Posted in Friday Funny
Okay, you’ve annoyed them at Wal-Mart and in an elevator. Now it’s time to unleash your aggravating behaviour at work.
- Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
- Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “In.”
- Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
- Finish all your sentences with, “In Accordance With The Prophecy.”
- Don’t use any punctuation.
- Type every word in a different font. Alternate really big fonts with really small fonts.
- As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
- Put mosquito netting around your cubicle and play tropical sounds all day.
- Insist your co-workers address you by your wrestling name,… Rock Bottom.
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Fortunately, I work at a company that would think most of these things are funny. Actually, we decorated our section with an island theme (the pillar is now a palm tree, the cubicles have bamboo and thatched roofs). I like the idea of mosquito netting!