13 Annoying Things to Do at Wal-Mart
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If you’ve run through the 22 Annoying Things to do in an Elevator, from a couple of weeks ago and are looking for new ways to entertain yourself, try these activities at Wal-Mart.
- Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals
- Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
- Walk up to an employee and tell them in an official tone, ‘Code 3 in housewares,’ … and see what happens
- Go to the Customer Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay-away.
- Move a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
- Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
- When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?
- Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
- While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
- Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’.
- Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!’
- When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream ‘NO! It’s those voices again.’
- Go into a fitting room and yell real loud ‘We’re out of toilet paper in here!’
What would you add to this list? 
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