10 Signs your pastor may be watching too many westerns

Posted by Ian McKenzie
Written on January 12, 2007
  1. His sermon on Revelation is titled “Showdown at High Noon.”
  2. At the end of the service, he replaces altar call with “round-up.”
  3. Refers to the Deacons Meetings as “a campfire chat.”
  4. Always refers to his Bible as “My Six-Shooter.”
  5. Has ushers tie bandanas around their faces and pass around ten-gallon hats for the offering.
  6. When performing a wedding, he begins the ceremony with, “Howdy Pardners.”
  7. Constantly threatens to preach well past “High Noon.”
  8. Refers to the next church dinner as “gathering around the chuckwagon.”
  9. His new three-week sermon series: “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.”
  10. Asks for the “Rawhide” to be sung as a call to worship.

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